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Guys Like That

He brings her flowers every night
They go out dancing on the weekend
Always romantic and polite
And he buys her little presents for no reason

Yeah, he's as thoughtful as can be

Guys like that make it hard for guys like me

He goes to church, he doesn't cuss
He's not a drinker or a smoker
He's the kind of guy that she can trust
Not to lose her mother's necklace playing poker

Yeah he's the picture of integrity

Guys like that make it hard for guys like me

BRIDGE
And he knows what she was wearing when they met
And her birthday's never something he forgets
He makes her breakfast in bed, and it's delicious
He'll even wash and dry the dishes

And when she's in a mood, he understands
He knows when to talk and when to listen
And when she's pourin' out her heart, he holds her hand
He can hear her problems without tryin' to fix 'em

He's a catch, and all her friends agree

Guys like that make it hard for guys like me

BRIDGE 2
And he like to cuddle by the fireside
And at the ending of Titanic they both cried
He doesn't suffer from embarrassing disfunction
In the bedroom, and he can even take instruction

He never gives her reason to be jealous
No, after work he always goes straight home
He doesn't hang out at the strip club with the fellas
He just doesn't have that hound dog chromosome

But he's a three time world's best husband nominee

Guys like that make it hard for guys like me

And he runs his own successful company
And he volunteers at a children's charity
And he never gave her hepatitis B

Guys like that make it hard for guys like me
Guys like that make it hard for guys like me


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