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B.F.D.

It’s not his fault
That she went A.W.O.L.
‘cause he tried everything from A to Z
Now it’s J & B, M & M’s, and K.F.C
Tryin’ hard to make himself believe

It ain’t no B.F.D. ’cause he’s got CMT
No S-E-X but that’s OK
At least it he ain’t no S.O.B. like that PHd
Who took his “ex” and ran off to L.A.

She liked CNN
Made fun of his TNN
Always called it E-I-E-I-O
Their love is R.I.P.
At least he’s F-R-E
And he ain’t cryin’ on his P-I-L-L-O

It ain’t no B.F.D. ’cause he’s got CMT
No S-E-X but that’s OK
At least it he ain’t no S.O.B. like that PHd
Who took his “ex” and ran off to L.A.

One night he ordered pizza for some R&R with the N.F.L.
And a delivery girl named Lisa stole his heart when she rang his bell

Now they’re in X-T-C
As anyone would be
No S-E-X — yet but that’s AOK

He feels just like a V.I.P
‘cause of all her T.L.C.
And A.S.A.P. she’ll be his fianc@
And that’s a B.F.D in a real good way



@ 1997 Craig Carothers/Don Henry