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You

@ Craig Carothers / J. Fred Knobloch

I SAT DOWN THIS MORNIN'
TO WRITE YOU A SONG
A PRETTY LITTLE DITTY
ANYONE COULD SING ALONG... TO
I TRIED WHISTLIN' DIXIE...
I HAD GEORGIA ON MY MIND
BUT URSULA VON MESSERSCHULTZ JUST SO HARD TO RHYME..... TO

SO I'LL CALL IT "YOU,"  
JUST "YOU"
CAUSE NO OTHER NAME WOULD EVER..
FIT
"YOU", I'M GOOD WITH YOU
"YOU" IS IT

I CAN'T USE LOLA, L-O-L-A, LOLA
NOT GLORIA, G-L-O-R-I-A
IT CAN'T BE MANDY,
IT JUST CAN'T BE MANDY
NOT MANDY, NO HOW,
NO FRICKIN' WAY)
IT CAN'T BE RUB
NOT EVEN ON A TUESDAY
CAUSE RUBY DONE WENT
AND TOOK HER LOVE TO TOWN
AND IT CAN'T BE JULIE
CAUSE SHE'S NOT LISA
AND JULIE'S JESSIE ANYHOW

IT CAN'T BE OH SHERRY OR BILLIE JEAN
TAMMY, CARRIE ANNE, OR MAYBELLINE
MY SHARONA, QUEEN OF SHEBA
CLEMENTINE OR LOVELY RITA....
   
SO I'LL CALL IT "YOU",
 JUST "YOU"
NO OTHER NAME WOULD EVER… SUFFICE
I'LL STICK WITH YOU,
I'M DOWN WITH YOU
"YOU" IS NICE

I CAN'T USE RHONDA,
SO HELP ME, RHONDA
CAN'T BE BARB, BARB, BARB, BARB, BARB, BARB, BARBRA ANN
IT CAN'T BE MICHELLE
'CAUSE SHE'S NOT MY BELLE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
SHE'D NEVER HOLD MY HAND

I CAN'T USE SALLY IN THE ALLEY
OR DELTA DAWN
SYLVIA'S MOTHER OR STACY'S MOM
ELEANOR RIGBY OR BERNADETTE
AND I AIN'T EVEN HALF DONE YET...

SO 'LL STICK WITH "YOU"
"YOU"
"YOU" IS FINE

I'LL AVOID MIRANDA,
AMANDA, JOANNA, SUZANNA,
MATILDA, BROOM HILDA,
DELILA, MARIAH,
CECILIA, AMELIA,
OPHELIA, AND LAYLA
JUANITA, LOLITA,
PROUD MARY AND MAGGIE MAE
SLOOPY, BRANDY,
LUCY IN THE SKY, AND CANDY
JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, AND CINDY LOU
SWEET LITTLE SHEILA
OR PEGGY SUE......

I'LL CALL IT "YOU," 
JUST "YOU"
CAUSE NO OTHER NAME WOULD EVER.. DO
I'LL STICK WITH "YOU,"
I'M GOOD WITH "YOU" 
"YOU" IS... SPECIAL,
" YOU" AM PERFECT
"U" IS YOUR FIRST INITIAL
OH BABY I'LL CALL IT "YOU."





I'LL STAY AWAY FROM...
ANGIE, CHELSEA, HONEY, JANIE, VIRGINIA, MELISSA, LORETTA,
AND SARAH, MARTHA, PRETTY POLLY, OH ANNA, MISS MOLLY, CANDIDA, LALANYA, HEY PAULA,
SWEET CAROLINE,
PRUDENCE, ROSIE, AMY, AND BOBBY,
JOSIE, ANGELINA, JOLEEN, AND DESIRÉ,
SADIE, VALERIE, GUINEVERE,
GOOD NIGHT IRENE, ANNIE, LADY JANE, JACKIE BLUE, AND SWEEET LORAINE, SHANNON, RHIANNON, JEZEBEL, AND ALISON, SHERRY, FANCY, AND GERALDINE, GIGI, MRS. ROBINSON, HELEN WHEELS, ADRIENNE,
JOSEPHINE, ROXANNE, MONA LISA,
RIKKI DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER, ROSE MARIE, OH SUZY Q...